What's in your bag?

Ok, this was a really fun one for me.

#1 An empty bottle of 5-HTP pills. They were expensive and useless.
#2 Paperwork.
#3 Notebook
#4 Hello sweetie fake Hello kitty case I bought in Spain. Very handy and cute.
#5 (almost invisible) breath freshener I got for free that I keep in case of emergency.
#6 It seems I have almost always one or two empty packages of Daro retard capsules in my bag.
#7 A Daro alarm clock I got because I purchased so much Daro. The saleswomen don't really care whether you really have a cough or not, you don't even have to fake like you are coughing. 

#8 Cheapass sugarfree energy drink. I love this. Look at the energy bolt design, it's hilarious.
#9 Plastic yellow mini penguin I found on the street

#10 Miscelennious present for my parents' 25 year marriage in July
 #11 Japanese lip balm I have for around a year or two years now, still not used up. Although it is decent
#12 The best lipstick ever: Rimmel moisture renew. Bought on Ebay for 2 euro so that may play a part, but it is the only lipstick that doesn't make my lips look dry and wrinkled like a 90 year old and even has hyluronic acid and collagen in it.
#13 I need to use this because I sweat super easily

#14 Glitter spray. Very handy for spraying glitter. I confused this with my deoderant, as they both look the same. I discovered this when I was wondering at night why my armpits were so glittery.

And the rest:

Next to another deoderant and energy drink, some vague shit I don't even know what it is myself